Mystery Shirt

It is our pleasure to play a game with you due to your unwavering loyalty. It's a simple game. You purchase the mystery shirt and we will send it out to you. The shirt could be a tee, a long sleeve, or a tank top. The size of the shirt is your choice, the color and design is up to us.

You pick the size we pick the design (hint: it won't be a giant question mark in the middle of the shirt).

Your time starts now. Are you patriotic enough to play?

Important things to note for your Mystery Tee so you're not TOO surprised:

This item is not eligible for discounts.
There are a limited number of designs in the mystery bin at any given time. If you order two or more, you may receive duplicates.
Your shirts may be a discontinued design or a unique, one of a kind, shirt that just barely missed our high standards due to the FNG
You can receive anything we've ever made, including holiday-themed tees, discontinued tees, or even our basic tees. There is no guarantee of what you are going to be receiving.
WARNING: Due to this shirt being a mystery, the material is unknown. IF you have any allergies to certain fabrics do not purchase this shirt.
At this cheap price, no other discounts will apply. We have to keep the lights on!