If you're from the Midwest, you know that saying goodbye at gatherings can be a long and drawn-out process. It usually goes something like this:
"Well, I guess I should head out. Hey, by the way, how's little Charlie doing?" *𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳...* "I really do need to go this time. Oh wait, did you hear about Karen?" *10 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳...* "Oh, it's getting late, I really need to go! One more hug!"
, but you're a pro at navigating them. Show off your skills with a t-shirt that says "I Survived A Midwest Goodbye."
